Trying out HoE

Greetings gentlemen.



I am a noob, let's get this straight first.



I'm all level 6 perks but I've been lololing and CoDing around Normal difficulties all the time because I'm a wuss that is too scared to try any harder difficulties because of bad traumatic experience that I had on Hard when I just started.

I got 2 scrakes shoving their chainsaws up where the sun don't bloody shine on wave 8 in Offices on Hard and watched in horror as a mangled abomination of man and red neon lights with drilldos on its arms wrecked through my team.



I like to wave my e-peen around as I get 550+ kills as Demo in BioticsLab on Normal even though I dealt more self damage than damage dealt by the zeds on all of my team combined. The Field Medic in that game was so happy that I provided him a faster way to level up his perk than all those Perk Levelling maps.



Now enough about my memoirs. I would love to redeem myself, and I plan to do so by going straight from Normal to HoE.



But even so, I must prepare myself. I shall not get raped by Clots in wave 1 in HoE even though they have no visible genitalia organs.

Therefore, I have come to you, Killing Floor Gurus for guidance and help.



Here is a little bit of info so that you can yell at my ears on what to do if tomorrow morning, I selected Hell on Earth difficulty setting on Internet Games tab and joined in a server, I will emerge victorious as I teabagged the dead remains of Sir Kevin Clamley and his bastard cloned sons, wives and 8 foot tall surgeons carrying chainsaws.



I:

-suck at sharpshooter (cannot headshot a stunned scrake and once spent all 25 rounds on m99 on a raging fp and didn't even land a shot)

-suck at managing ammo (m79 nade on a single crawler and deals 20 damage to myself)

-have little regard on life (enraging 2 FPs at once even though I'm a lone Commando)

-spent most time playing crowd control classes like Commando, Demo and Support (spam those nade launchers ahoy and spray dem shottie pellets at nude bald horny dickless Clamleys)

-dodge medic darts better than dodging patty's rocket

-know most zed mechanics, statistics and modifiers for HoE ( stuffs like raging mechanics, patty healing and mechanics, zeds abilities and stats)

-like KFO more than KF since it has some sort of "story" and "progress".

-have macro'd messages and binds to tell my team whether a sc or fp is comin, patty is going to use his rockets or MG (some of these people are clueless on patty's voicelines), Thanks, Medic!, Help! and Insult Specimens

-cannot backpedal because I tend to get a noseless Clamley pelvic thrusting at my butt and it won't let me go

-love to buy LAW on patty ftl



Thank you for your time in reading this and I would love to hear constructive advices from all the lovely experts and gurus in the art of molesting zeds